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[11:15:11 AM] slizer88: h0oly j$%&$ s$!% son of a b!%$& f$%&#@ $%&#@ mother f$%&#@ buddha on a gundam what the hell
[11:15:20 AM] slizer88: person2
[11:15:29 AM] slizer88: i would like to establish a theorem
[11:15:46 AM] slizer88: for the sake of reference
[11:19:21 AM] slizer88: when you look at a rectangle, down on it, and it’s not skew
[11:19:30 AM] slizer88: so a two dimensional rectangle
[11:19:32 AM] slizer88: you got that?
[11:19:47 AM] Person2: ..
[11:20:04 AM] slizer88: do you understand it person2???
[11:20:06 AM] Person2: yes
[11:20:16 AM] slizer88: good
[11:20:21 AM] Person2: i was just amused by the buddha on a gundam
[11:20:26 AM] Person2: a funny image
[11:20:35 AM] slizer88: now if you take the bottom right corner of said rectangle, from your point of view
[11:20:41 AM] Person2: yes?
[11:20:42 AM] slizer88: and you move it up and to the left
[11:20:49 AM] Person2: yes..?
[11:20:55 AM] slizer88: the rectangle, objectively, universally, logically, will become smaller
[11:21:06 AM] Person2: uhhhhh
[11:21:08 AM] slizer88: assuming it’s a two dimensional cartesian system
[11:21:14 AM] slizer88: is this correct?
[11:21:18 AM] Person2: so you’re reducing two sides?
[11:21:33 AM] slizer88: you take the bottom right corner of the rectangle, and move it up and to the left
[11:21:50 AM] slizer88: i claim that this, always, in every cartesian system, makes the rectangle smaller
[11:21:58 AM] Person2: so diagonally making it smaller
[11:22:01 AM] Person2: well ok
[11:22:05 AM] slizer88: ok
[11:22:08 AM] Person2: if you want to reduce the rectangle
[11:22:12 AM] slizer88: well not in Windows Live Paint
[11:22:14 AM] slizer88: apparently
[11:22:21 AM] Person2: a rectangle liposuction let’s say
[11:22:25 AM] slizer88: Windows Live Paint is not a f$%&#@ cartesian system
[11:22:29 AM] Person2: uh
[11:22:34 AM] Person2: care to explain?
[11:22:43 AM] slizer88: it’s some f$%&#@ up Laplace Riemann 26 dimensionall hell world
[11:22:59 AM] slizer88: where doing the aforementioned process to a rectangle makes it larger
[11:23:01 AM] Person2: are you using some wrong tool?
[11:23:08 AM] Person2: hm
[11:23:10 AM] slizer88: i did EXACTLY what i told you
[11:23:11 AM] slizer88: TWICE
[11:23:22 AM] Person2: but
[11:23:24 AM] slizer88: the first time it appeared to make the image smaller, i thought i had misclicked
[11:23:27 AM] Person2: are you maybe grabbing the corner and saying
[11:23:30 AM] Person2: i’m pulling it away
[11:23:33 AM] Person2: and stretching it out
[11:23:38 AM] Person2: SHOW ME HOW MUCH IT GOT STRETCHED
[11:23:48 AM] slizer88: then i noticed that the image had gone from 3k by 2k, to 18k by 9k
[11:23:53 AM] slizer88: 18k pixels
[11:23:58 AM] Person2: lol
[11:23:58 AM] slizer88: that was thw width of the image
[11:24:08 AM] slizer88: so i scrolled out and did it again to reduce it
[11:24:16 AM] slizer88: and i can tell you
[11:24:24 AM] slizer88: i found a way to run windows 95 on modern computers
[11:24:35 AM] slizer88: because that’s how slow my entire computer was
[11:24:45 AM] slizer88: the only thing that functioned was the cursor
[11:25:32 AM] Person2: …
[11:25:33 AM] slizer88: nothing else was functional. it didn’t fade out the window like it was being slow, they just didn’t do anything. it was like someone took a screenshot of what i last did and put it as my desktop and then removed every button available
[11:25:47 AM] Person2: lol…
[11:25:51 AM] Person2: that’s a wonderful prank
[11:26:02 AM] slizer88: if the image was 18k pixels wide before, i don’t even know how big it was to take the entirety of my 4 GB of ram and 20 TB of GRAM
[11:26:53 AM] slizer88: i don’t even have that much GRAM, but it probably spawned the matter just so it could gain consciousness and exist and die for the sins of humanity in that short time
[11:26:56 AM] Person2: rofl
[11:26:59 AM] slizer88: it created matter.
[11:27:31 AM] slizer88: 5 minutes later it gave me a 2 bit color message saying that i didn’t have the memory to ctrl alt delte
[11:28:16 AM] slizer88: HOW F$%&#@ BAD DO YOU HAVE TO WANT TO TROLL PEOPLE TO TAKE SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS MICROSOFT PAINT AND F$%& IT UP THIS BAD
[11:28:29 AM] slizer88: THIS IS THE F$%&#@ EPITOME OF IF IT AINT BROKE DON’T FIX IT
[11:28:31 AM] slizer88: EVER.
[11:28:33 AM] slizer88: OF ALL TIME.
[11:28:44 AM] Person2: amazing

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