To whoever it is that decides what ads to run on Youtube and Twitch:
I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for clicks, I can tell you I don’t have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of ads, ads I have acquired over a very long video. Ads that make watching videos a nightmare for people like me. I don’t know who the genius was that decided that running the same ad consisting solely of techno music five times in a row back to back was, I don’t know if that’s something they teach you in marketing school, I don’t know if that actually gets people to buy your $%$@#~ product, which by the way I am the wrong audience for, but if you start running different ads now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not ask you what the !$%& is wrong with you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will ask you WHY THE !·$%@#€% &·$% DO YOU PLAY THE SAME AD THAT I DON’T REMOTELY CARE ABOUT REPEATEDLY FOR DAYS!?!?!?!??