I used to eat well. Back when my parents cooked for me. Then I went to college and had to eat sub-par cooking. I missed good food.
But now I have to cook for myself. Heres the thing: it takes me anywhere from 10 to 20 minutes to one hour to cook something. It takes me under a minute to eat the food.
This is a terrible ratio. This is why I don’t cook. How can I cook when all that time spent cooking is all for a minute of eating? It might be delicious (probably not) but it’s hardly worth it.
WHO THE HELL MADE COOKING TAKE SO LONG? I WANT TO MEET THE GUY WHO DECIDED THAT THE EATING PROCESS BE SO INEFFICIENT. HOW ABOUT YOU NOT TAKE 20 TIMES THE TIME TO PREPARE AND HAVE THE FOOD GONE INSTANTLY? HUH? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!?!?!?!?!?!?