No, you’re not actually going to live inside a mug.
And suddenly the vast majority of the people reading this went back to searching for ways to live inside a small drinking utensil.
This is the most essential philosophy that can be taught [to people going to university who are on a small budget or who would like to try to only buy a single mug and a spoon as their cooking utensils] Look, I did it, and I turned out fine. Well to be fair I also had three meat knives. And probably a fork. Yeah I had a fork at one point but I left it at home because who needs a fork. Real men spoon.
All you need is a mug and a spoon.
And three knives incase you lose the first two inside someone.
Also real men spoon.
Like I said, I turned out fine.
For anyone bored enough to continue reading, heres how to improve your life in 2 easy steps:
Don’t eat any food. Mugs are made for liquids so just drink liquids in your mug.
[Edit: I’ve done some research and found out that this will kill you, so don’t do that.]
Don’t drink. I assumes this means liquids.
Seperate food into small pieces to fit into the mug. You may have to cook the food in sequence since you’ll likely be eating more than a mugfull of buffalo chicken strips.
I have no idea if you can put a mug in the oven since mugs are made in ovens so you might burn the mug or something, so just microwave stuff.
or maybe since mugs are made of mud in an oven baking them again would reverse the operation thus making them mud. And “How to Live out of a Mud” is tomorrow’s lesson.
n3. Don’t let anyone see you microwaving hotdogs in your mug, because that will look weird and they’ll judge you and offer you a plate. Do not take the plate, it’s a test.
n4. If you do need to microwave odd foods in your mug, always hide it at about elbow level on the opposite side of your body so they won’t see it unless you’re in a wierd position and are constantly moving the mug to stay out of their line of sight as you walk by them. And you will be in a wierd position and constantly moving the mug to stay out of their line of sight as you walk by them.
n5. If they ask why you’re using a mug, throw the mug at them to distract them and run out of the closest door or window unless you’re on a floor above the 17th floor.
n6. They make great pillows.
n7. It’s a decent weapon since it has a handle and it’s hard.
n8. Get microwave brownies and muffins and make them in the mug. No seriously I saw this blog article about it. I’d do it but too much work.
n9. It’s fewer things to buy and carry.
n10. Orange juice tastes terrible in a mug.
n11. If someone tries to threaten you to give them your money, you can mug them.
n15. Warp fields create a bubble in space time that has a lower potential infront of it and a high potential behind it, thus forcing the bubble to move forwards towards the lower potential. I think.
n18. Orange juice tastes terrible in a mug.
There you go, 25 easy steps on how to remember what to buy at the supermarket.